Record Man

The record man says 
You're taking it slow 

The record man says 
I wanna know 

The record man says 
Where did it go? 

What it'll take to get you back up on the stage! 
Ya do whatever it takes to get you back up on the stage! 

Hey record man, 
I wanna go home 

Hey record man 
Leave me alone 

Don't worry about it 
We'll give you a loan 

Or whatever it takes to get you back up on the stage! 
Ya do whatever it takes to get you back up on the stage! 

(Chorus) 

Oh all I've ever had was record man! 
Oh all I've ever had was record man! 
Yeah! 

Everyone knows 
Everyone knows! 

That the record man 
he can't do this alone 

Hey shooting star 
you think that you're so special 

You were a grape on the vine 
The next in line, begging for help! 

If it won't be you, then it'll be somebody else! 

(Chorus) 

Oh all I've ever had was record man! 
Oh all I've ever had was record man! 
The record man! 

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The record man!!!! (over and over)